Hampton Inn Farmville, VA

I have reached that end stage of life where checking into a hotel isn't an adventure—it's a peace treaty with my aging body and weird crotch hair. I arrived with a tired dark soul, a pizza, and dreams of TV before drifting off around midnight. The hotel was barely half full, yet at 1:15 a.m. the front desk placed a late-arriving family with teenagers and small children in the adjoining room next to mine. Multiple door slams. Crying.Tiny elephant feet. Dark thoughts multiply. Will this be the night I snap? The connecting door had all the soundproofing of damp cardboard myn hound dog peed on. 7:13 a.m., the four-year-old unleashed an ear-hole-destroying symphony of prehistoric wailing. It was almost funktacular in its commitment to misery. I surrendered, packed my bags, skipped the breakafst and escaped Farmville. What baffles me is that dozens of empty rooms sat unused. Why not group late check-ins and familiys with kids together and let them torment each other instead of the handicap room old folk? This was the most expensive hotel in Farmville that night, yet I'd likely have slept better at the cheap drug den at Super 8. Sometimes you just miss the simpler days, when common sense checked guests in before the computer did. Boomer. The pizza, at least, never made a sound. Maybe every hotel becomes a metaphor: thin walls, expensive promises, a roll of the dice + an AI algorithm slowly killing everyone. Sleep should come with the room key! And they charge for parking.

The staff was exemplary from check in to check out. The room was amazing and super clean. Breakfast was delicious and the morning staff courteous and helpful. No complaints! Can't wait for the opportunity to stay again 🙂

A little excessive on the pet deposit compared to other places we have stayed. Paying for parking is a bit ridiculous! It’s not like Farmville is a booming metropolis. The place was clean and they place us in a convenient room to get out with the dog easily. Well appreciated. Staff was friendly. Close enough to things.

This property was great for a two day stay while in town for a wedding. We had our dog with us and the property was dog friendly- even had dog treats in the lobby. Our room was clean and the staff was very friendly!

The rooms and common areas were very clean. The hotel appeared to have been recently renovated. Amenities in the bathroom were very nice. There was a small fridge, microwave, coffee pot, iron, ironing board, and safe in my room. Lots of area to put your belongings - drawers and shelves. Beds were very comfy. The staff was exceptional. Everyone was very friendly and accommodating. Breakfast was standard hotel fare, but good. Lots of available parking and my only surprise was having to pay a $5 parking fee. The property is within a mile or so of downtown Farmvile with lots of cute little shops and places to eat. I will definitely stay here again if traveling to this area.