Tropical River Hotel

Single blanket made up on queen bed- looked hilarious! Curtains barely covered window space when stretched out flat, allowed light in big time. Piles of furniture and rubbish everywhere, very unkempt outside areas. Noisy AC, freezer hardly froze ice bricks, the list does go on and on

Well, its first impressions that count most !! Drove into the resort and thought fk me its a dump, litter and rubbish visible etc. The "recepion" sic area was no better, all very poorly rundown etc. The pool ? Yeah nah not today The restaurant ? Closed The coffee shop ? Closed The guest laundry ? Rubbish and non operating machines Other guests ? Was interesting being verballed by a drunk angry local at 7.00 AM on xmas day. The room was actually clean and kind of renovated. Memo from this time - dont always trust the photos !!!!!

Unorganised, dirty, wrong room didn’t stay

Were told no breakfast even though booked through Expedia.

Unit was dirty. Accommodation was run down. There were not enough eating utensils and drink ware for two people. How can you wash up what you use when there is not even a plug for the sink or a tea towel.