Private & Comfortable 2 Bedroom Home away from Home

Leider war das Haus nicht sauber. Haare im Bett, Schimmel im Kühlschrank, defekte Möbel, fehlende Glühbirnen, verrostete Pfannen, unzureichende Menge an Geschirr (3 Teller, 4 Tassen, keine Schüsseln, 1 Messer), nur zwei Handtücher (mehr kostet Aufpreis), Küche nicht sauber, Küchentisch (Holz) angeschimmelt, mehrere Fenster nicht zu öffnen (Griffe defekt) Küchenschränke innen schmutzig und Türen defekt.

We needed to stay near the airport, so that part was fine. The beds were horrific! and I ended up sleeping on the couch because of back pain .- and I am not a person who has back problems. The place was clean, but neighborhood is beyond sketchy. Our neighbors - one side had an actual outhouse out front, while the other next-door neighbor had a dumpster full of wet mattresses all over the front yard and their backyard was an absolute dump. It was a little scary and I would not have gone outside alone. The so-called second bedroom was more like a closet, and had a burnt out lamp in it with no replacement bulb. No bulb at all in one of the lamps in the living room. No hallway light either (leading upstairs). The only toilet sits alone in a closet. The refrigerator beeped the entire time and didn’t work.- would’ve been nice to be told that the random extra refrigerator in the middle of living room was meant to be used instead of the one in the kitchen. My single towel provided for 2 days, was 100% non-absorbant. I do not recommend.

The pictures must be in soft focus because it does not look nearly as nice in person. The furnishings were chea. The mattresses are thin and warped, the pillows are flat as pancakes, the linens are low quality. The WC light fixtures was missing as were half the lightbulbs in other fixtures and lamps. The cabinet in the double room was so rickety it swayed. There’s a creepy unfinished open cubby in the single room (yikes!). The fan in it had a death rattle. Only two thin bath towels were provided for 4 people, and no toiletries other than hand soap. Got an email asking for a security deposit but no way to pay it. It said access wouldn’t be granted without it so I was worried. No answer at the phone number provided. Owner replied to email saying not to worry. But I didn’t get any checkin info. Had to message the owner (4 hours after check-in time) to get access code. Chose this place because it was close to Heathrow. Somehow it still takes 15 minutes to drive there from the airport. It’s super loud if you open any windows — which we did given it was hot and there’s no AC. Can’t imagine being in the back yard unless you’re wearing headphones. Next time we’ll stay somewhere else.