Econo Lodge

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⭐ 0 STARS — THE MOTEL VERSION OF A HORROR MOVIE If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to sleep inside a rejected episode of Breaking Bad crossed with Psycho, congratulations! This is the place for you. For everyone else, RUN. 🏃‍♀️💨 First and foremost, THERE IS NO ONE AVAILABLE ON-SITE TO HELP YOU. You check in at a kiosk, which is apparently the hospitality equivalent of being abandoned by civilization. Need assistance? Good luck! You’re basically on your own in a real-life escape room, except there’s no prize and you’ve already paid to be there. We even witnessed people hiding in the bushes who popped out when their buddy arrived. At that point, I genuinely wondered if we were being pranked. Surely this couldn’t be a real accommodation experience. Sadly, it was. The pictures online? A work of fiction. Someone deserves an award for creative writing because the property we arrived at looked absolutely nothing like the expectations those photos created. Now, let's talk about the room: - 🩸 The mattress: Hair and what appeared to be blood stains. Nothing says “sweet dreams” like wondering what happened to the last guest. - 🚿 The shower: Looked like it had been salvaged from the back of an RV and installed as an afterthought. - 🔊 The soundproofing: Apparently nonexistent. We could hear the neighbors' entire conversation. At this point, we felt like we should be paying rent in their room, too. - 🚪 The doors: We even shared a door with the neighboring room. Becau

The room was not clean due to a shortage of staff

Video check in was very impersonal, when asked property and area specific questions they did not know as they were remote. Rooms were dated

Virtual check in was atrocious. Door to adjoining room doesnt go all the way to floor so could hear everything and see light from there room. The shower is the worst design I have ever seen. I travel a lot. Worst room i have ever had.