Lansing home: Entre MSU e Old Town

The property is not represented well. The pictures are old. Where to start?? Maybe the 5 missing light bulbs? Maybe the 2 electrical outlets that are exposed? The walls covered with spots of food, drinks and the entire house smelled like and old wet dog.. Not enough? The deck has nails and screws pushing up that trip and rip. How about the couch that is so dirty it smells. Or the chair without legs? The kitchen has one chair… Maybe it’s the lack of coffee cups..perhaps it’s the black mold in the bathroom that took an entire jug of bleach and 4 hours to just do a top clean. How about spending 2 days washing walls, washing floors or wiping down all the cobwebs in EVERY corner and nook? How about cleaning the cabinet doors with cleaner because they are yellow with grease and STICKY…GROSS!!! The list…it is endless. My wife called the property manager and left a message to call me..they never did. The manager simply wrote “The Team must have missed that but we appreciate itTeam?? What team?? Nobody has inspected that house in years… Missing smoke detector! CO2 sensor in on the top of the stairwell??? Call the fire marshal if you don’t know where things go!! No fire ladder from the second floor. No vent for the stove. No fans..had to buy our own. Bought a couch cover for the couch…it’s that nasty… We didn’t call asking for help. We just did what we needed to make our short stay more pleasant.