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The Oyster Smack

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About this property

Located in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn is within a 5-minute drive of Mangapps Railway Museum and Ramblers Stadium. This hotel is 11.1 mi (17.9 km) from St. Peter-on-the-Wall and 11.4 mi (18.3 km) from Blackwater Leisure C...

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Location

The Oyster smack inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, United Kingdom

Ramblers Stadium (0.9 miles)

Mangapps Railway Museum (1.4 miles)

St. Peter-on-the-Wall (11.1 miles)

Blackwater Leisure Centre (11.4 miles)

Promenade Park (11.6 miles)

Thomas Plume's Library (12 miles)

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Guest reviews

Facilities

8.3

Cleanliness

8.8

Rooms

8.3

Service

9

Location

8.2

Dining

8.2

6

Tia

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Jul 17, 2026

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Stayed 1 night

During a heatwave, there was no air-conditioning in my room. There was a pedestal fan at the end of the bed. I had to draw the blackout blinds for the duration of my 2 day stay and keep the fan on full blast in order to breath. Didn't sleep and had to stay as I was attending an event nearby.
During a heatwave, there was no air-conditioning in my room. There was a pedestal fan at the end of the bed. I had to draw the blackout blinds for the duration of my 2 day stay and keep the fan on full blast in order to breath. Didn't sleep and had to stay as I was attending an event nearby.
8

Mark

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Jun 25, 2026

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Stayed 1 night

Staff pleasant and helpful
Staff pleasant and helpful
10

Sean

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May 23, 2026

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Stayed 1 night

Lovely hotel,
Lovely hotel,
4

Jonathan

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May 11, 2026

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Stayed 1 night

Known this place for few years...Room was fresh but toilet did not flush and bed was like a camp bed mattress and feeling the springs as you lay on it. The food in the restaurant is good but breakfast was lacking. Asked for well done bacon and got a bacon biscuit and cremated within an inch of its life......I would not say its a bad place but attention to detail need to be applied.
Known this place for few years...Room was fresh but toilet did not flush and bed was like a camp bed mattress and feeling the springs as you lay on it. The food in the restaurant is good but breakfast was lacking. Asked for well done bacon and got a bacon biscuit and cremated within an inch of its life......I would not say its a bad place but attention to detail need to be applied.
10

Kishan

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May 4, 2026

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Stayed 1 night

Rooms were big and very clean. Staff were helpful and friendly. I would definitely stay again when I'm next in town.
Rooms were big and very clean. Staff were helpful and friendly. I would definitely stay again when I'm next in town.

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From 14:00 to 21:00

Before 11:00

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FAQs about The Oyster Smack

Is parking available at the property?

Free self parking is available on-site.

What type of breakfast is offered and what are the serving hours?

Continental breakfasts are available daily from 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee of approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and children.

What are the standard check-in and check-out times?

Check-in is from 2:00 PM until 9:00 PM, and check-out is by 11:00 AM. Early or late check-in/check-out may be available upon request.

Where is the property located in relation to key landmarks?

The property is located in Burnham-on-Crouch, within a 5-minute drive of Mangapps Railway Museum and Ramblers Stadium. It is approximately 11.1 miles from St. Peter-on-the-Wall and 11.4 miles from Blackwater Leisure Centre.

What are the policies for guests staying with children?

Children are allowed at the property. The minimum age for children to stay for free is not specified.

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