Name: The Oyster Smack
Address: The Oyster smack inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, United Kingdom, Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex, United Kingdom
Rating: 9.03

Guest reviews

9

Superb

Based on 351 verified reviews

Facilities

8.1

Cleanliness

8.6

Rooms

8.3

Service

9

Location

8.2

Dining

8.2

Who stays here?

Business

12%

Couple

48%

Family

22%

Group

13%

Solo

3%

6

Frank

3 weeks ago

·

Stayed 1 night

The room next door , from the shower the ventilation where loud ... Fore long time ...

10

Kevin

3 Apr 2026

·

Stayed 1 night

Stayed for one night. Very friendly and helpful staff. Room was clean and spacious.

6

Lee

7 Jan 2026

·

Stayed 1 night

The hotel was fine, and the only reason for a lower rating was the noise at night. It was some sort of boiler or extractor that turned on throughout the night every half hour and resulted in an awful nights sleep.

10

Tyler

20 Nov 2025

·

Stayed 1 night

another lovely working trip in this hotel. all good as usual

10

sue

17 Nov 2025

·

Stayed 1 night

Spacious, quiet & comfortable room. Lovely restaurant. Great food. Convenient location. Friendly and helpful staff.

The Oyster smack inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, United Kingdom

Location

Located in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn is within a 5-minute drive of Mangapps Railway Museum and Ramblers Stadium. This hotel is 11.1 mi (17.9 km) from St. Peter-on-the-Wall and 11.4 mi (18.3 km) from Blackwater Leisure Centre.

Ramblers Stadium(0.9 Miles)

Mangapps Railway Museum(1.4 Miles)

St. Peter-on-the-Wall(11.1 Miles)

Blackwater Leisure Centre(11.4 Miles)

Marsh Farm Country Park(13.1 Miles)

Museum of Power(13.4 Miles)

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Property policies

Check-in instructions

Everything you need to know for a smooth check-in.

Check-in

Check-out

From 14:00 to 21:00

Before 11:00

Good to know

Additional policies and info about this property.

Optional extras

Additional paid services you can request.

FAQs

Free self parking is available on-site.

Continental breakfasts are available daily from 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee of approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and children.

Check-in is from 2:00 PM until 9:00 PM, and check-out is by 11:00 AM. Early or late check-in/check-out may be available upon request.

The property is located in Burnham-on-Crouch, within a 5-minute drive of Mangapps Railway Museum and Ramblers Stadium. It is approximately 11.1 miles from St. Peter-on-the-Wall and 11.4 miles from Blackwater Leisure Centre.

Children are allowed at the property. The minimum age for children to stay for free is not specified.

The Oyster Smack

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