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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Amenities

  • Parking

  • Restaurant

  • Swimming pool

  • Non-Smoking Rooms

  • Room Service

  • Housekeeping

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Guest reviews

What guests think

AI-generated summary based on recent guest reviews

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield delivers a highly distinctive, romantic stay with opulent, quirky rooms and lively bar areas, but feedback often notes very dark, compact layouts, noise, maintenance snags, and outdoor pool/jacuzzi that are cold or unavailable.

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Facilities

Mixed

Cleanliness

Inconsistent

Rooms

Quirky

Service

Friendly

Location

Central

Dining

Inconsistent

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10

Juggy

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4 weeks ago

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Stayed 1 night

It was nice bit dark and dingy but it was definitely a good stay shame there was no late check out unless you paid and also the bar staff seemed quite rude when we returned to use the pool Like kept questioning us if we staying in the hotel. Only to find there was no steam room and the pool was ice cold with no changing area. I would give it a overall 7/10
It was nice bit dark and dingy but it was definitely a good stay shame there was no late check out unless you paid and also the bar staff seemed quite rude when we returned to use the pool Like kept questioning us if we staying in the hotel. Only to find there was no steam room and the pool was ice cold with no changing area. I would give it a overall 7/10
10

Carl

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4 weeks ago

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Stayed 1 night

Tbh I didn’t use the hotel side I was only in the room over night. The room was amazing and it was only one of the lower end rooms. The only issue really was the shower tap wasn’t the best to operate and the shower head didn’t fit well due to having a new pipe which didn’t hold very well in the clip so the shower head was very lose. But apart from that it was a perfect stay.
Tbh I didn’t use the hotel side I was only in the room over night. The room was amazing and it was only one of the lower end rooms. The only issue really was the shower tap wasn’t the best to operate and the shower head didn’t fit well due to having a new pipe which didn’t hold very well in the clip so the shower head was very lose. But apart from that it was a perfect stay.
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Eve

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4 weeks ago

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Stayed 1 night

Lovely stay. We stayed in a decadent room which was large and spacious with an outdoor patio area. There was a ‘show kitchen’ which was odd but all in all the room was as expected. The bathroom was large. Instructions on how to use the above rain style shower would have been good and our bathroom bin was not emptied from the previous occupants. Other than that we had a relaxing and enjoyable stay.
Lovely stay. We stayed in a decadent room which was large and spacious with an outdoor patio area. There was a ‘show kitchen’ which was odd but all in all the room was as expected. The bathroom was large. Instructions on how to use the above rain style shower would have been good and our bathroom bin was not emptied from the previous occupants. Other than that we had a relaxing and enjoyable stay.
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Jason

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14 Apr 2026

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Stayed 1 night

Struggled to full stand in the bedroom as far as I'm aware it didn't mention this room was on a slope, both me and my partner are tallish but didn't expect to have to duck our whole time in the room
Struggled to full stand in the bedroom as far as I'm aware it didn't mention this room was on a slope, both me and my partner are tallish but didn't expect to have to duck our whole time in the room
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louise

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3 Apr 2026

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Stayed 2 nights

Rooms were amazing bed was very comfy and the staff were very helpful. Lovely area and loads of food options highly recommend for a romantic get away!
Rooms were amazing bed was very comfy and the staff were very helpful. Lovely area and loads of food options highly recommend for a romantic get away!
Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, England, United Kingdom

Location

Beaconsfield is home to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. The area's natural beauty can be seen at Chiltern Hills and Colne Valley Regional Park, while Bekonscot Model Village and Pinewood Studios are popular area attractions. Don't miss out on a visit to LEGOLAND® Windsor.

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Check-in

Check-out

From 15:00 to 23:00

Before 11:00

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FAQs

Complimentary on-site parking is available for guests.

A cooked-to-order breakfast is available, with prices ranging from approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person.

Check-in starts at 15:00 and ends at 23:00. Check-out is required by 11:00. Late check-out is available for a fee, subject to availability.

The property offers step-free entrances and wheelchair-accessible facilities, including public areas and bathrooms.

The hotel is situated in Beaconsfield, close to Chiltern Hills and Colne Valley Regional Park, with attractions like LEGOLAND® Windsor and Pinewood Studios nearby.

Yes, the hotel features an outdoor swimming pool, which is seasonal and available for guests to enjoy.

Children under 18 years old are not permitted at this adults-only property.

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