Adventurer's Village Milton Keynes

The lodge was clean and comfortable. There was a play park next to us and plenty space for the kids to kick a ball around.

Lovely place. I suspect it’s a fab place in the summer although probably really busy. We stayed in a 2 bedroom comfort lodge and was perfect for our needs as we were just using it as a base to visit friend. The lodge was looking a bit tired but everything worked. Only real downside for us was the bathroom didn’t have a door only a canvas tent type sheet, in keeping with the safari theme. Which looked fab but was not really practical for a family. We’d definitely stay here again but in a different type of accommodation. The land of lights walk was also amazing and I suspect spectacular in season

Whilst initially a bit surprised as I hadn’t realised the location is a theme park, it has a certain charm. After being used to tedious normal hotels it’s a refreshing change having usable outdoor space, a fridge and microwave facilities after working. All staff are extremely friendly and helpful. A few minor issues with the room in terms of little leaks in the bathroom but nothing that would ruin your stay. Room was clean on arrival, shower gel is supplied but no other toiletries. Parking is free and ample, no height restrictions either. Wi-Fi coverage is good, however phone signal is non exsistent. Bar has reasonable prices for draught beer. At the price point and it’s unique surroundings its an amazing little spot, as long as you can deal with staying in a dinosaur/pirate/ Wild West themed room.

Nice little trip away with plenty to do onsite and a great lake/park over the road.

Stayed 1 night here, the cabin was immaculate. The bathroom had a little damp odour but I think that’s expected. All staff were friendly. Easy parking. And location was good for us for visiting family. Only issue we had was the phone signal, there is zero signal. There is wifi stars in the booking/website however this does not work. You have to leave the room and walk down to reception for a phone signal. If this isn’t essential for you you will have no issues with your stay.

Staff were friendly and efficient at check in and we were positively surprised to have evening activities but only took part in the marshmallow toasting over a fire pit due to time constraints with dinner. Staff organising the toasting were friendly. The accommodation was poor (we stayed in the smaller cabin up to 4pax so 1 room with bunk bed over the double bed + ensuite shower/toilet). Old, stained, very soft mattress. No mattress protector in use and found a couple of spiders in the bedding on arrival. Carpet floor was in a bad condition, dirty and stained. Bedside table and lamp were dusty and plug socket not working properly. There was a mini fridge in the room but it was too noisy. The shower room with toilet had a bad sewage smell and was quite dated and sealants were black and dirty. We therefore didn't use the shower. The sink was the tiniest one ever and was uniquely situated on top of the toilet tank which made brushing your teeth awkward as you had to either lean over (if tall enough) or step on the toilet lid to lean over and spit out toothpaste in the sink. The kettle wouldn't fit under the tap due to the small size. The accommodation was a shame as the concept of the cabin was good and my son enjoyed the bunk bed ladder but the whole room needs to be completely gutted and renovated. There were other accommodation types but didn't see inside.

I liked were I stayed but the whole time I was there it had absolutely nothing to do u either stayed in your room or leave to go somewhere else for the kids the receptionist was a terrible person but there was a lovely manager room was very clean but park was completely dead maby the time of year but there was people still staying here and children with nothing to do and everything was closed

Everything you need for a kid week stay

Overall an excellent stay for value for money. Reception was very friendly and easy to check-in. Restaurant staff were unfortunately poor & they only have 1 till for the whole restaurant to order food & drink. No table service so it was long queues if you wanted anything. Food was probably 1 grade under a Wetherspoons for comparison. However, kids loved it & the lodge was great fun. I’d defo return. Disco for the kids was great & you can have a beer while they dance etc…

Really nice place…. Well set up and will be ideal for a return visit with my grandchildren!

Great little find. it was lovely to wake up and sit with a cuppa and see baby ducks, swans and squirrels. Peaceful, clean and comfortable, the staff were friendly and helpful. Didn't try any of the facilities available as it was a one night pitstop but will be returning soon to try them out.

Room was filthy we stayed in one of the safari lodges which had stains on the sheets and the pull out bed was horrific how on earth any one would sleep on that I do not know. The shower is dangerously hot luckily I tried it before getting the kids in because it would have scolded them. The checkin girl was very polite as we’re all the other staff we spoke to.

I stayed for one night in the blacksmiths room and wish I hadn’t. The smell of mould in the room is overpowering!!! I spent most of the night awake contemplating how soon I could leave I certainly won’t stay there ever again but hope that this is dealt with for any future visitors

Visited with family to see the land of lights. Extremely disappointed with the standard of the accommodation. We stayed in a Safari lodge. The decor and style was very nice. Beds however are terribly uncomfortable. Even worst was the poor standardard of cleaning. The first lodge given had a brown item (??) on the floor in the room with bunk beds. Concerned with the lack of hygiene, I asked for a different lodge. I was then given a second lodge with food crumbs over the kitchen table and a broken waste bin that would not close. Its bad enough the standard of accommodation was below expectations. To top it off the customer service matched that of the accommodation, poor. When raising my concern about the first lodge. The response I got was, "we\'ve been closed". This is not an acceptable. If your selling accommodation time then your very much open. When raising the issue about the standard of the second lodge provided the attitude was very much of the same. Its a shame when you cone across location that offer quirky experience stays, but the standards and service behind lacks in the most basic sense.

I stayed here and the floor was dirty so we had to walk around in our shoes which was hard being with a 1 year old running around also the shower did not heat up at once so the water was freeezing cold

Not clean and smells really bad

I stayed here for 1 night with my partner and two children (ages 4 and 7). It was the kids choice to stay here and for them it was an incredible experience, they loved the bunkbeds in the room and the play areas in the complex. However the rooms are very small (for 4 people) and, whilst the concept is great, the rooms are not particularly clean. The bathroom was mouldy and smell bad, which impacted the entire room. You couldn't realistically have the windows open (it was warm) because of the bugs coming in. I think this idea has the potential to be great if it had a really good tidy up and clean, and the rooms were a little more generous.

Stayed 1 night here, the cabin was immaculate. The bathroom had a little damp odour but I think that’s expected. All staff were friendly. Easy parking. And location was good for us for visiting family. Only issue we had was the phone signal, there is zero signal. There is wifi stars in the booking/website however this does not work. You have to leave the room and walk down to reception for a phone signal. If this isn’t essential for you you will have no issues with your stay.

Staff were friendly and efficient at check in and we were positively surprised to have evening activities but only took part in the marshmallow toasting over a fire pit due to time constraints with dinner. Staff organising the toasting were friendly. The accommodation was poor (we stayed in the smaller cabin up to 4pax so 1 room with bunk bed over the double bed + ensuite shower/toilet). Old, stained, very soft mattress. No mattress protector in use and found a couple of spiders in the bedding on arrival. Carpet floor was in a bad condition, dirty and stained. Bedside table and lamp were dusty and plug socket not working properly. There was a mini fridge in the room but it was too noisy. The shower room with toilet had a bad sewage smell and was quite dated and sealants were black and dirty. We therefore didn't use the shower. The sink was the tiniest one ever and was uniquely situated on top of the toilet tank which made brushing your teeth awkward as you had to either lean over (if tall enough) or step on the toilet lid to lean over and spit out toothpaste in the sink. The kettle wouldn't fit under the tap due to the small size. The accommodation was a shame as the concept of the cabin was good and my son enjoyed the bunk bed ladder but the whole room needs to be completely gutted and renovated. There were other accommodation types but didn't see inside.

Toilet in room leaking so it smells of poo and Toilet didn't look like it had been cleaned in weeks microwave dirty and fridge was falling apart and handles on drawers missing

Reception team were very friendly. I was upgraded from my booking to a lodge on the camp site ( ironically where I initially went to) which turned out to be a spacious caravan. Some small defects were reported regarding the cooker and the cleaning team should check before they finish as it could be better. Good value for money. The guy on the campsite gate deserves a special mention for helpfulness and cheerfulness. Good location and a great shower

The idea and feature was a great idea and the park photos were quiet good. The inside was smaller than we expected. With 2 adults and a 12 year old and a 11 year old there was no room for us all to try to move about together. The shower was good but the little sink over the back of the toilet was hard work. The side under the bunk beds was dark. The kettle boiled and the steam just covers the TV/electrics. The idea of a horseshoe where you prep tea eat is dangerous. My partner hit the back of her head as she stood up. One of the bunk bed mattress was very poor. He told be he was uncomfortable and he is a slight built lad. The quilts were poor quality but manageable for 1 night. Where the bunk beds are there was a good reading light at each end and a socket with USB ports. There was a constant wet patch by the double bed and the cabin smelt really badly of cat urine.

I booked the same unit as i booked b4 ... ended up wirh this TINY hut ....walls u can hear everything next door. No wifi kept failing . No reception on phones . Asked at reception stated to connect here and be ok .. but nope it cut out on way back no wifi again . Honestly the room was tiny £120 for one night . U sit on the bog u touch every wall going . I rebooked elswere and it was brill half the price too.

Quite a unique stay, bed comfy, heating worked a treat, had a fridge, but there was no doors even on the toilet, shower was volcanic, lack of a bedside table.

Comfortable bed. Noisy fridge.

Whilst initially a bit surprised as I hadn’t realised the location is a theme park, it has a certain charm. After being used to tedious normal hotels it’s a refreshing change having usable outdoor space, a fridge and microwave facilities after working. All staff are extremely friendly and helpful. A few minor issues with the room in terms of little leaks in the bathroom but nothing that would ruin your stay. Room was clean on arrival, shower gel is supplied but no other toiletries. Parking is free and ample, no height restrictions either. Wi-Fi coverage is good, however phone signal is non exsistent. Bar has reasonable prices for draught beer. At the price point and it’s unique surroundings its an amazing little spot, as long as you can deal with staying in a dinosaur/pirate/ Wild West themed room.

Picture makes the room look alot bigger than in reality. Hot water to sinks was not working. Shower leaks from hose both ends and the showerhead is broken creating a water jet that flooded the floor outside the bathroom.

Great staff lovely room, only fault no wifi connection, no phone service, and the tv signal was terrible didn’t work

Stayed 1 night here, the cabin was immaculate. The bathroom had a little damp odour but I think that’s expected. All staff were friendly. Easy parking. And location was good for us for visiting family. Only issue we had was the phone signal, there is zero signal. There is wifi stars in the booking/website however this does not work. You have to leave the room and walk down to reception for a phone signal. If this isn’t essential for you you will have no issues with your stay.

Great place to stay, albeit a theme park, but was closed when i arrived to stay in the cabin after work, enough space clean cozy, microwave and kettle in the kitchen and cutlery, although no plates or bowls, minor issue really. The bed was comfy and shower was good also. Id stay for work again. Very quiet aswel

Friendly and polite staff, comfortable room if not a few minor wear and tear areas.

Great little find. it was lovely to wake up and sit with a cuppa and see baby ducks, swans and squirrels. Peaceful, clean and comfortable, the staff were friendly and helpful. Didn't try any of the facilities available as it was a one night pitstop but will be returning soon to try them out.

Whilst initially a bit surprised as I hadn’t realised the location is a theme park, it has a certain charm. After being used to tedious normal hotels it’s a refreshing change having usable outdoor space, a fridge and microwave facilities after working. All staff are extremely friendly and helpful. A few minor issues with the room in terms of little leaks in the bathroom but nothing that would ruin your stay. Room was clean on arrival, shower gel is supplied but no other toiletries. Parking is free and ample, no height restrictions either. Wi-Fi coverage is good, however phone signal is non exsistent. Bar has reasonable prices for draught beer. At the price point and it’s unique surroundings its an amazing little spot, as long as you can deal with staying in a dinosaur/pirate/ Wild West themed room.

Visited with family to see the land of lights. Extremely disappointed with the standard of the accommodation. We stayed in a Safari lodge. The decor and style was very nice. Beds however are terribly uncomfortable. Even worst was the poor standardard of cleaning. The first lodge given had a brown item (??) on the floor in the room with bunk beds. Concerned with the lack of hygiene, I asked for a different lodge. I was then given a second lodge with food crumbs over the kitchen table and a broken waste bin that would not close. Its bad enough the standard of accommodation was below expectations. To top it off the customer service matched that of the accommodation, poor. When raising my concern about the first lodge. The response I got was, "we\'ve been closed". This is not an acceptable. If your selling accommodation time then your very much open. When raising the issue about the standard of the second lodge provided the attitude was very much of the same. Its a shame when you cone across location that offer quirky experience stays, but the standards and service behind lacks in the most basic sense.

Hot water stopped working on the 3rd day and reported in the morning. Was told will get it fixed that day. Was not fixed and when i checked out on the 4th day just told sorry to hear that. 2 days of cold showers and not put right when told very poor.

Terrible service expecially cutlery dirty no eggs on busy weekend like that food came it was terrible considering twas so much!!!! And staff service was terrible unhelpful, very snotty and not very poliet!

Great set up. Nice friendly staff, great accommodation

Overall an excellent stay for value for money. Reception was very friendly and easy to check-in. Restaurant staff were unfortunately poor & they only have 1 till for the whole restaurant to order food & drink. No table service so it was long queues if you wanted anything. Food was probably 1 grade under a Wetherspoons for comparison. However, kids loved it & the lodge was great fun. I’d defo return. Disco for the kids was great & you can have a beer while they dance etc…

After the hoben house hotel canceled on us 3hrs due to rival and hotel. Com staff sorted money not been taken out we tried here fantastic little cabin at £53 for the night would definitely stay at Gulivers Land again the reception staff were fantastic

The property and amenities are reasonably good. The staff are terrible. Firstly they gave me a cottage which was not my reserve. Next when I came back to collect a property i left they blindly said they no property was founded. When i insisted that they should do thorough researching they found the property.

Great staff and good location

Good place to stay, quiet

Whilst initially a bit surprised as I hadn’t realised the location is a theme park, it has a certain charm. After being used to tedious normal hotels it’s a refreshing change having usable outdoor space, a fridge and microwave facilities after working. All staff are extremely friendly and helpful. A few minor issues with the room in terms of little leaks in the bathroom but nothing that would ruin your stay. Room was clean on arrival, shower gel is supplied but no other toiletries. Parking is free and ample, no height restrictions either. Wi-Fi coverage is good, however phone signal is non exsistent. Bar has reasonable prices for draught beer. At the price point and it’s unique surroundings its an amazing little spot, as long as you can deal with staying in a dinosaur/pirate/ Wild West themed room.

Nice little trip away with plenty to do onsite and a great lake/park over the road.

A good place to stay for an overnight business trip. Village was quiet due to being term time. Cabin was small but comfortable and had what we needed. Could have done with some soap close by to wash hands after using the toilet though. Check in was easy enough once we could find where we had to go to check in. A bit more information would be useful, especially after a long trip.

Lovely cabin, clean and cosy and warm. Directions as signs awful, impossible to find without calling. Heating in room was really noisy all night and kept waking everyone up. Such a shame as the cabin was very nice otherwise.

Well priced, clean nice location, it's close enough to MK Central (7 minutes drive) but feels like you are in the country.

Stayed 1 night here, the cabin was immaculate. The bathroom had a little damp odour but I think that’s expected. All staff were friendly. Easy parking. And location was good for us for visiting family. Only issue we had was the phone signal, there is zero signal. There is wifi stars in the booking/website however this does not work. You have to leave the room and walk down to reception for a phone signal. If this isn’t essential for you you will have no issues with your stay.

Quick stop over - but best not to arrive in the dark - terrible signage - really hard to find, no indication of where check in is and then a very dark park to walk around with trouble finding the right unit. Once in, comfy and cosy. And we were treated to an upgrade so difficulty finding the place forgiven.

Great place to stay, albeit a theme park, but was closed when i arrived to stay in the cabin after work, enough space clean cozy, microwave and kettle in the kitchen and cutlery, although no plates or bowls, minor issue really. The bed was comfy and shower was good also. Id stay for work again. Very quiet aswel

Ideal off-peak stay! Economical in delightful surroundings. Work nights, can attest quiet in day and peaceful. Comfortable bed, honestly, with all amenities from soap to WiFi provided and working. Had a fantastic steak at the restaurant.

We had a lovely stay, the 2 bedroom property was comfortable and cosy. The property could of been alot cleaner. (Its out of season so plenty of time to deep clean) The staff were lovely. I would of appreciated information prior to arrival in regards to breakfast only being available on weekends. (We were directed to close by venues) We will definitely visit again; when we visit the uk.

Whilst initially a bit surprised as I hadn’t realised the location is a theme park, it has a certain charm. After being used to tedious normal hotels it’s a refreshing change having usable outdoor space, a fridge and microwave facilities after working. All staff are extremely friendly and helpful. A few minor issues with the room in terms of little leaks in the bathroom but nothing that would ruin your stay. Room was clean on arrival, shower gel is supplied but no other toiletries. Parking is free and ample, no height restrictions either. Wi-Fi coverage is good, however phone signal is non exsistent. Bar has reasonable prices for draught beer. At the price point and it’s unique surroundings its an amazing little spot, as long as you can deal with staying in a dinosaur/pirate/ Wild West themed room.

Great fun for the family. Two boys age 5 and 7 really enjoyed the accommodation and parks. Perfect for their age and fun for the adults too. Sadly the accommodation smelt of cigarettes and also a lack of vegan food let the experience down. No options at all which I found really odd and not inclusive. Other family’s and even members of staff agreed that lack of dairy free options was a problem that could be easily sorted.

Exceptional value, novel family accommodation. Fun theming. My Children had a fabulous time. I wouldn’t recommend if travelling without kids- this is for families. A bit noisy in the evening. Food offerings on site are pretty naff but reasonably priced.

Terrible service expecially cutlery dirty no eggs on busy weekend like that food came it was terrible considering twas so much!!!! And staff service was terrible unhelpful, very snotty and not very poliet!

Overall an excellent stay for value for money. Reception was very friendly and easy to check-in. Restaurant staff were unfortunately poor & they only have 1 till for the whole restaurant to order food & drink. No table service so it was long queues if you wanted anything. Food was probably 1 grade under a Wetherspoons for comparison. However, kids loved it & the lodge was great fun. I’d defo return. Disco for the kids was great & you can have a beer while they dance etc…