A Sandcrab & Jellyfish Walk Into a Sand-Bar

*****We take pride in our quick response time and prompt responses are encouraged.***** Family-friendly vacation destination at America's Greatest Family Resort. Our home is on the main road and in the heart of it all! We provide you a fully furnished, hi-tech, 2-story house complete with FIOS 250mbs wired internet & FREE WI-FI, 1080p flat screen TVs in each room (5 of them are Smart TVs), Comcast digital preferred cable & ROKU, digital door locks for safety, 2 full pack-n-play with infant/newborn crib insert & changing table, 16 beach tags, several beach chairs, an umbrella, and 2 hair dryers. Our rooftop deck is accessible via a beautiful spiral staircase and is great for amazing views, watching fireworks, the sunset, or sunbathing. The beds we offer are 2 Queens, 3 Twin over Full Bunks, a Full Over Full Bunk, and a Sofa Bed. Plenty of pillows and soft fluffy comforters. However for sanitary reasons YOU MUST PROVIDE YOUR OWN linens, pillows, bath/beach towels, toilet paper, soaps, toiletries, food, and any other beach accessories. **We do provide the option of LINEN RENTALS for $160 and it covers delivery of beach-themed linens & towels/rags. Covers all 11 beds & 20 pillows as well as a laundry bag for easy pick-up by our crew after check out. Please let us know at time of booking if this is a service you need. :)** We have a small yet functional laundry room complete with washer, dryer, ironing station, and drying rack should any of your belongings need to be laundered during your stay. We provide a free tide pod and a dryer sheet for your use. We are pet friendly and will allow a maximum of two (2) pets per floor. There will be an extra per pet cleaning fee associated with bringing the pets. Renter will be 100% responsible for the actions of their pets. Our cleaning crew has special ultraviolet tools to help make sure the place is 100% clean for non pet renters with allergies. Our property is small can accommodate no more than 2 dogs per floor so please do not ask about bringing 4+, the answer is NO. Non-smoking property: Smoking & vaping allowed only outside in designated areas. This is a dry town so you will need to bring your own alcohol. Circle liquors though is right over the bridge. lol Our location can't be beat! We are about 6 blocks from the beach & Gillians Wonderland Pier. A boardwalk with tons of rides, eateries, mini-golf, the famous music pier, famous Johnson's Popcorn, etc. We're about 3-5 blocks from the Acme, TD bank, McDonalds, Dunkin Donuts, Bayview Marina & Jet skis, tennis courts, and a playground. A skate park for the kiddies is on the corner. A mere 2 blocks from the house is the Asbury Ave Shopping District which offers good old-fashioned style shopping, boutiques, food establishments, the farmers market, and other goodies. For a more modern shopping experience head over the bridge to Somers Point with their outlets and shopping just 10 minutes away! Ten blocks up the main road we have Wawa, Rite Aid, Wells Fargo, and Piccini's Restaurant (as featured on Food Network's "Diners, Drive-ins, & Dives"). You can practically bike anywhere! Via the Garden State Parkway we are 15 minutes from Atlantic City & Sea Isle City, 20 minutes from Wildwood & Avalon, and 35 minutes from Cape May: Historic area, Shopping District, Zoo, & the CM/Lewes Ferry! Attractions around the Jersey Shore for you to enjoy while here (that require some driving) are Lucy the Elephant in Margate approx 8 minutes away, Historic Towne of Smithville about 30 minutes away, and the ever fun Storybook Land on Black Horse Pike! We hope you will find the rest and relaxation you need after a long day of fun and sightseeing. Rent anytime for the weekend, the whole week, mid-week whatever is convenient for you. If you stay at our property here at the shore, you will get a discount on your stay at our 4 bed 2 bath Chalet in the heart of the Pocono Mountains! (Pepe's Chateau; listing#9054251)! Rent with us today and start making great memories in OCNJ! **Disclaimers** ~Must provide address for Rental Agreement ~Min Rent Age: 21 ~Max Occupancy: 16 (incl infants) ~We utilize a checkout checklist ~Damage Protection & Travel Ins a MUST ~Linen Rental avail $160 ~Plug-in Scents Used ~$75 Guest Cancellation fee ~Vintage windows permanently shut ~Electronic Monitoring on premises Property policy: the primary guest must be at least 25 years old