The Satire, Autograph Collection

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US$260

/ night

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From

US$260

/ night

About this property

Enjoy the recreation opportunities such as a fitness center or make use of other amenities including complimentary wireless internet access.

Amenities

Enjoy the recreation opportunities such as a fitness center or make use of other amenities including complimentary wireless internet access.

Business amenities

Featured amenities include dry cleaning/laundry services, a 24-hour front desk, and luggage storage. Planning an event in Alexandria? This hotel has 18969 square feet (1762 square meters) of space consisting of conference space and 10 meeting rooms.

Dining

Stop by the hotel's restaurant, Bad Poet Cafe, for lunch, or grab snacks at the coffee shop/cafe. Quench your thirst with your favorite drink at the bar/lounge. Cooked-to-order breakfasts are served on weekdays from 7:00 AM to 11:00 AM and on weekends from 8:00 AM to noon for a fee.

Rooms

Make yourself at home in one of the 180 air-conditioned rooms featuring flat-screen televisions. Your memory foam bed comes with down comforters and Frette Italian sheets. Complimentary wireless internet access keeps you connected, and cable programming is available for your entertainment. Private bathrooms with bathtubs or showers feature rainfall showerheads and designer toiletries.

Location

With a stay at The Satire, Autograph Collection in Alexandria (Old Town North), you'll be within a 10-minute drive of National Mall and Washington Monument. This hotel is 5.8 mi (9.3 km) from MGM National Harbor Casino and 6.8 mi (10.9 km) from Capital One Arena.

What's nearby

Potomac River(0.4 Miles)
Torpedo Factory Art Center(1 Miles)
George Washington Masonic National Memorial(1.5 Miles)
United States Patent and Trademark Office Museum(1.9 Miles)
Birchmere(2.3 Miles)
Potomac River Waterfront Park(3.1 Miles)
Fashion Center at Pentagon City(4.1 Miles)
The Capital Wheel(5.2 Miles)
The Theater at MGM National Harbor(5.6 Miles)
Washington Monument(5.7 Miles)
National Mall(5.7 Miles)
The Anthem(5.7 Miles)
Tidal Basin(5.7 Miles)
National Museum of African American History and Culture(5.7 Miles)
Smithsonian National Postal Museum(5.7 Miles)
Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA)(4 Miles)
College Park, MD (CGS)(22 Miles)
Washington Dulles Intl. Airport (IAD)(34.2 Miles)
Fort Meade, MD (FME-Tipton)(32.7 Miles)
Gaithersburg, MD (GAI-Montgomery County Airpark)(32.8 Miles)

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Location

625 First Street, Old Town North, Alexandria, Virginia, United States of America

Potomac River (0.4 Miles)

Torpedo Factory Art Center (1 Miles)

George Washington Masonic National Memorial (1.5 Miles)

United States Patent and Trademark Office Museum (1.9 Miles)

Birchmere (2.3 Miles)

Potomac River Waterfront Park (3.1 Miles)

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Guest reviews of The Satire, Autograph Collection

9

Superb

Based on 918 verified reviews

Facilities

9.4

Cleanliness

9.8

Service

9.6

10

Monique

26 Aug 2026

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Stayed 1 night

This was an undeniable 5 star stay. I’ll definitely be back to this property

10

Isaiah

9 Aug 2026

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Stayed 1 night

The experience was so amazing down from the time that we got there to up until we left. The staff was so engaging and very helpful for a short time that we were there Anora was an absolutely delight and will be returning soon!

10

Heather

2 Aug 2026

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Stayed 2 nights

The hotel is gorgeous! The staff is friendly, the neighborhood is great

8

Carolina

27 Jul 2026

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Stayed 1 night

The hotel was in a great location. Staff was very friendly. We loved the spacious bathroom and the room overall was very nice. Minor frustration: when we returned to our room in the evening (after dark) we had no power except in the bathroom. Called downstairs, then walked downstairs to check with front desk again, but it took 45 minutes for someone to come upstairs and flip a breaker so we weren't sitting in the dark with no outlets working for 45 mins.

8

Felecia

14 Jul 2026

·

Stayed 4 nights

Large rooms, expressi machine didn’t work properly, room could have been cleaner,

Property policies

Check-in instructions

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Check-in

Check-out

From 16:00 to 23:59

Before 11:00

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FAQs about The Satire, Autograph Collection

Is parking available at the property?

Yes, parking is available on-site and is valet parking.

What are the check-in and check-out times?

Check-in time is at 15:00, and check-out time is at 11:00. Early or late check-in/check-out availability is not mentioned.

What accessibility features does the hotel offer?

The property features limited wheelchair accessibility.

Where is the hotel located?

The hotel is located in Old Town North, Alexandria, near the airport and various cultural highlights such as the Smithsonian Institution and National Museum of African American History and Culture.

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Prices for upcoming dates

October 2026

Su	Mo	Tu	We	Th	Fr	Sa
				1	2	3
4	5 $412	6 $510	7 $467	8 $367	9 $417	10
11 $373	12	13 $525	14	15 $413	16 $354	17 $388
18 $304	19	20 $717	21 $768	22 $453	23 $452	24 $452
25 $325	26 $688	27 $1,030	28 $383	29 $325	30 $304	31 $305

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Prices in USD for 2 guests, updated daily.

Su	Mo	Tu	We	Th	Fr	Sa
1 $369	2 $423	3 $610	4 $531	5 $315	6 $309	7 $305
8 $305	9 $316	10 $537	11 $1,230	12 $305	13 $325	14 $487
15 $325	16 $335	17 $412	18 $446	19 $315	20 $265	21 $266
22 $226	23 $226	24 $313	25 $246	26 $265	27 $265	28 $265
29 $241	30 $325

The Satire, Autograph Collection

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